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cat haikus

August 16, 2011 - Jennifer Brookens
Obviously having a celebrity fan has gone to my weirdo cat's head. During a four-day stay-cation, I found his collection of haikus hidden with my black beret from college under his favorite blanket in his hiding corner. (Yes, our life is never dull).

Resting up until

Small loud one hits crescendo

Naptime is ruined

White hair on black pants

Black hair on the white curtains

We rule by shedding

They say I'm stinky

But what else do you expect?

CLEAN THE LITTERBOX!

Demands are simple

I want tuna and catnip

Not so high maintenance

My motto should be

Serve me and I'll be happy

This is a cat's life

 
 

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